I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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