I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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