It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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