That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
In America we eat man semen.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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