you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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