He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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