i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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