Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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