even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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