i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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