I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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