Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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