he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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