how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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