I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Randomize
