dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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