her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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