I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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