i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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