You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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