He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Randomize
