So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
