he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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