those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
handjob tips. give me some.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Randomize