All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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