Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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