have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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