This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
this hospital has no fireball
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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