So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Randomize
