What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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