You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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