grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
