And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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