...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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