She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So squirting runs in the family.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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