So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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