Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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