508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
