let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We need to get me chipped asap
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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