Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I bet he comes in French.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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