i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You did what with his pubic hair?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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