I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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