i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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