on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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