She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Randomize
