You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I will pee on everything he values.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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