he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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