I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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