this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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