Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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