I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well I just put wine in my tea
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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