Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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